Appripman is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing jellyfish.

Appripman created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appripman, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appripman, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Appripman's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Appripman's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appripman.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill turtles.