Donnelsab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise walrus.

Donnelsab created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnelsab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donnelsab, he will ignore you.

Donnelsab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Donnelsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed aubergines to dogs while wearing corsets.