Sugnabdan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage grasshopper.

Sugnabdan created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnabdan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugnabdan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sugnabdan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sugnabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sugnabdan.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.