Litdubsan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust raven.

Litdubsan created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litdubsan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Litdubsan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Litdubsan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Litdubsan's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.