Hignilnutmig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent swan.

Hignilnutmig created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignilnutmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hignilnutmig, she will cry a lot.

Hignilnutmig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hignilnutmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.