Somnellflis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing centipede.

Somnellflis created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Somnellflis, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somnellflis, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Somnellflis' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Somnellflis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Somnellflis.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somnellflis.