Natdidrip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish wolf.

Natdidrip created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Natdidrip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natdidrip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Natdidrip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Natdidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Natdidrip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your arms indigo.

5. Natdidrip loves great tits, so they must be respected.