Jarnlitfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow raven.

Jarnlitfarn created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnlitfarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jarnlitfarn, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jarnlitfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jarnlitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.