Nillyattfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating horse.

Nillyattfarn created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyattfarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillyattfarn, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nillyattfarn's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nillyattfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.