Cudhabjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful snake.

Cudhabjad created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudhabjad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cudhabjad, it will turn you into a snail.

Cudhabjad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cudhabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck cyan.

2. Always help doves.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Cudhabjad three times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.