Bomxucrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive ant.

Bomxucrut created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomxucrut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomxucrut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bomxucrut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bomxucrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always obey Bomxucrut's priests.

3. Hide if four moths approach from the south.

4. Bomxucrut loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.