Donhasnularmdanbighun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful lion.

Donhasnularmdanbighun created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Donhasnularmdanbighun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donhasnularmdanbighun, it will send you a sign.

Donhasnularmdanbighun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Donhasnularmdanbighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Donhasnularmdanbighun's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donhasnularmdanbighun.

3. Never wear turquoise dresses.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near swans while wearing white boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.