Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient penguin.

Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. You must pray to Fenbesspigwapcaromtfenpark five times a day.