Arflakran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic mole.

Arflakran created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arflakran, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arflakran, it will be very unhappy.

Arflakran's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Arflakran's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Arflakran.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Arflakran's name in vain.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.