Binbassnur is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak tortoise.

Binbassnur created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binbassnur, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binbassnur, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Binbassnur's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Binbassnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Binbassnur's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.