Kambapvid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, vain centaur.

Kambapvid created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Kambapvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kambapvid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kambapvid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kambapvid's Holy Commandments

1. Kambapvid loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Kambapvid on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from black ducks, for they are unholy.