Dotrotbem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Dotrotbem created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotrotbem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotrotbem, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dotrotbem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dotrotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Dotrotbem loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never eat bark.