Jencamgom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-powerful jellyfish.

Jencamgom created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencamgom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jencamgom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jencamgom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jencamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jencamgom's priests.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Jencamgom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.