Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able cat.

Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam, she will not invite you to parties.

Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Narlgupfemfabtofnegrutkam on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.