Buskimbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional shrew.

Buskimbaf created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buskimbaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buskimbaf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Buskimbaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Buskimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Buskimbaf first in all things.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.