Largbanlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing badger.

Largbanlarg created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbanlarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Largbanlarg, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Largbanlarg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Largbanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt manatees.