Tonknadfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing crane.

Tonknadfob created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonknadfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonknadfob, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tonknadfob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tonknadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must love Tonknadfob.

5. Do not kill bats.