Wanfedpom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent rat.

Wanfedpom created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfedpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wanfedpom, she will cry a lot.

Wanfedpom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wanfedpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not hurt otters.