Tantaffut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome mouse.

Tantaffut created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tantaffut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tantaffut, he will torture you forever.

Tantaffut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tantaffut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.