Migfligdab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate hummingbird.

Migfligdab created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migfligdab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Migfligdab, he will turn you into a frog.

Migfligdab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Migfligdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migfligdab.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing cyan stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.