Pidrattimfigrowgat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciful parrot.

Pidrattimfigrowgat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidrattimfigrowgat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pidrattimfigrowgat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidrattimfigrowgat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pidrattimfigrowgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the east.