Rankarsad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil goat.

Rankarsad created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rankarsad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rankarsad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rankarsad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rankarsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta hats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Rankarsad first in all things.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.