Stipvoglen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil finch.

Stipvoglen created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipvoglen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipvoglen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stipvoglen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stipvoglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.