Lenarptag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful yak.

Lenarptag created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenarptag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lenarptag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenarptag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lenarptag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never run in the presence of great tits.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.