Vabtettikip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome rhinoceros.

Vabtettikip created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabtettikip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vabtettikip, she will strike you with lightening.

Vabtettikip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vabtettikip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. You must pray to Vabtettikip three times a day.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vabtettikip on top of all buildings.