Nilhadgof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive bat.

Nilhadgof created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhadgof, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nilhadgof, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nilhadgof's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nilhadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nilhadgof on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.