Nillyakyart Zignigrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful duck.

Nillyakyart Zignigrag created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyakyart Zignigrag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillyakyart Zignigrag, he will be very unhappy.

Nillyakyart Zignigrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nillyakyart Zignigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine otters approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nillyakyart Zignigrag on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to foxes while wearing cyan scarves.