Stipdusstail is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent mongoose.

Stipdusstail created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdusstail, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipdusstail, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stipdusstail's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stipdusstail's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always wear orange.