Fudnibquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing wombat.

Fudnibquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudnibquaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fudnibquaf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fudnibquaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fudnibquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Always wear red.