Flisruttweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented bat.

Flisruttweg created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisruttweg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisruttweg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flisruttweg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flisruttweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. You must love Flisruttweg.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.