Monnulzan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate bird.

Monnulzan created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnulzan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monnulzan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Monnulzan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Monnulzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.