Mobfatstikcibfid is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic rhinoceros.
Mobfatstikcibfid created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in Mobfatstikcibfid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Mobfatstikcibfid, she will come to you in dreams.
Mobfatstikcibfid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Mobfatstikcibfid's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear green dresses.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Do not make images of living things.