Mumflatraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering centaur.

Mumflatraw created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumflatraw, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumflatraw, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Mumflatraw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mumflatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mumflatraw.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.