Habquatcutdudfon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent octopus.

Habquatcutdudfon created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Habquatcutdudfon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habquatcutdudfon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Habquatcutdudfon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Habquatcutdudfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.