Jigbamdadben is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing pigeon.

Jigbamdadben created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbamdadben, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigbamdadben, he will turn you into a rock.

Jigbamdadben's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jigbamdadben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed pineapples to tapirs while wearing white rings.

3. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never laugh in holy places.