Kapbidlim is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless tortoise.
Kapbidlim created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Kapbidlim, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Kapbidlim, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Kapbidlim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Kapbidlim's Holy Commandments
1. Never think ill of sick eagles.
2. Always look after injured bats.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never feed beans to mice while wearing yellow jumpers.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.