Febfabingsas is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent chinchilla.

Febfabingsas created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febfabingsas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febfabingsas, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Febfabingsas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Febfabingsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Retreat if five gulls approach from the east.