Dibmigstan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented fairy.

Dibmigstan created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmigstan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibmigstan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dibmigstan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dibmigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.