Miskipfot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless dove.

Miskipfot created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miskipfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miskipfot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miskipfot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Miskipfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.