Xencepquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain crane.

Xencepquill created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Xencepquill, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xencepquill, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xencepquill's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Xencepquill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.