Pangwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust crow.

Pangwan created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangwan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pangwan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pangwan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pangwan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.