Wegkikbafcut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident shark.

Wegkikbafcut created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegkikbafcut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegkikbafcut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wegkikbafcut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wegkikbafcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Wegkikbafcut loves mites, so they must be respected.