Vegbugveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering manatee.

Vegbugveg created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbugveg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegbugveg, it will destroy your home planet.

Vegbugveg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vegbugveg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never feed tomatoes to grasshopers while wearing brown dresses.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.