Dabragpid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful elephant.

Dabragpid created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabragpid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dabragpid, it will make you grow a tail.

Dabragpid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dabragpid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Always help ducks in need.