Habgumfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional horse.

Habgumfas created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habgumfas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habgumfas, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Habgumfas' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Habgumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never run near squirrels.

3. Habgumfas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.